They were not made to be counted



Stonehenge
Salisbury Plain, Wiltshire
Easting: 412244 / Northing: 142209
"The belief that the stones cannot be counted correctly dates from the late sixteenth century if not earlier; later versions add that anyone who does count them correctly will be struck dead." Grinsell, 1976
Coldrum Long Barrow
Trottiscliffe, Kent
Easting: 564996 / Northing: 160731
A chamber tomb, the stones of which have been held to be countless. Evans, 1946
Countless Stones
Ayesford, Kent
Easting: 574417 / Northing: 160405
The remains of a chamber tomb, known as Lower Kit's Coty.

An Ayelsford baker tried to count them by placing a loaf on each stone; but (a) one of the loaves mysteriously disappeared and the Devil appeared in its place; (b) on counting his loaves at the end, he found one more than he had brought with him; (c) just as he was about to call the number of stones he fell dead.

Numbers chalked on the stones show that the 'countless stones' myth is still current. Grinsell, 1976

Swinside Stone Circle
Millom Without, Cumbria
Easting: 317159 / Northing: 488179
A stone circle also known as Sunken Kirk. The stones are locally thought to be countless. Informant Miss M Cross to Dr E. M. Guess, circa 1939.
Castlerigg Stone Circle
Keswick, Cumbria

Easting: 329142 / Northing: 523640
Due to erosion of the soil around the stones, caused by the large number of visitors to the monument, several smaller stones have 'appeared' next to some of the larger stones. Citation unavailable
Long Meg and Her Daughters
Little Salkeld, Cumbria
Easting:: 357147 / Northing: 537191

It is said the stones cannot be counted – but, if anyone is able to count them twice and come to the same total – the spell will be broken or it will bring very bad luck.

Another legend states that if you walk round the circles and count the number of stones correctly, then put your ear to Long Meg, you will hear her whisper. Citation unavailable