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Thor

Postby discofever » Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:36 am

Brutal God, or Brutalist God?

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His mother was a giantess. His wife is called "Sif" He carries a hammer that he needs awesome gloves to weild. He rides around in a chariot driven by goats, which he can eat and they can come BACK TO LIFE when he so wishes.

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Look at this guy, he's taking on giants and he doesn't give a shit.
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Re: Thor

Postby paranoia » Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:48 am

discofever wrote:He carries a hammer that he needs awesome gloves to weild.

It's always about the gloves with you. He also needs to wear the belt Megingjord, which doubles his godly strength. That damn hammer is so heavy you need to be twice as strong as a god to use it.

Thor didn't actually fight the giant Skrymir. He did however, fight a clay giant that was about 31 miles (almost 50 kilometers) tall and over 10 miles (16.65 kilometers) wide. Did that enormous giant scare Thor? Hell no,the sight of Thor caused the clay-giant to feel enough fear to wet himself. Yeah that's right, the clay giant pissed himself at the sight of Thor.

Not only was Thor married to Sif, who is described as "the most loveliest of women and having hair of gold", he was also banging a giantess named Járnsaxa on the side. He had the hottest wife and his mistress was a giantess.

Dude was a badass.
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Re: Thor

Postby discofever » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:36 pm

Anyone can wear a belt, but Thor had gloves man. Gloves.
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Re: Thor

Postby Interloper » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:52 pm

discofever wrote:Anyone can wear a belt, but Thor had gloves man. Gloves.


So did Michael Jackson. But what does it all mean?
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Re: Thor

Postby paranoia » Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:22 pm

discofever wrote:Anyone can wear a belt, but Thor had gloves man. Gloves.

So not anyone can wear gloves? Do I have to give my gloves back or can I keep them? :lol:
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Re: Thor

Postby discofever » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:39 pm

Did you get your license to wear gloves? If not, then yes, you have to return them.
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