Posted on Thursday, 22nd July 2010 by Interloper
Kickpuncher, the superhero whose punches have the power of kicks, is set to star in his own 12-page comic book adaptation, written by Greendale Community College student, Troy Barnes.
Barnes was once set to have a successful pro-football career, receiving a scholarship while playing as quarterback at Riverdale High School, before a freak injury in which [...]
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Posted on Wednesday, 7th July 2010 by Interloper
Cheryl Cole, X Factor judge, solo artist, hot tamale and member of the pop group Girls Aloud, is believed to have contracted malaria during a recent holiday to Tanzania.
Cole is said to have collapsed during a photo shoot earlier this week, before being rushed to hospital to receive treatment.
Despite the existence of a vaccine, malaria [...]
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Posted on Monday, 21st June 2010 by Interloper
Back in March, Los Angeles police received a report that a man was “causing a commotion” in Venice.
As it turns out that man was Nicholas Brendon, better known to many by his Buffy the Vampire Slayer moniker of Xander Harris. Brendon allegedly threw punches at police officers and attempted to flee on foot before he [...]
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Posted on Wednesday, 12th May 2010 by Interloper
Tyra Banks, renowned for her work in high-brow publications such as Sports Illustrated, strutting her stuff on the Victoria’s Secret runway and hosting her own talk show that’s not afraid to tackle big philosophical questions (like whether or not her breasts are “real”) has announced plans to write a series of three fantasy novels aimed [...]
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Posted on Wednesday, 5th May 2010 by Interloper
Last weekend was the annual Kentucky Derby, a horse racing festival that I wouldn’t have known (or cared about) if it had not been for Google’s uncannily irrelevant targeted advertising.
Aside from exploiting animals, everybody knows that horse racing carnivals are mostly about hats. Traditionally, racing events see women don outlandish headgear in an attempt to [...]
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Posted on Tuesday, 4th May 2010 by Interloper
It’s no secret that I’m all about the “fashion”, that’s not to be confused with it’s more legitimate counterpart, fashion.
So when I flicked over to the Logie awards red carpet on Sunday, I was aghast to discover that almost every starlet was covered from chest-to-toe in some sort of attempt to look “classy”. And did [...]
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Posted on Monday, 3rd May 2010 by Interloper
Here I am, back at last. I like how I always say that as though anyone even noticed I was missing in the first place. But I’ve held onto my delusions for this long and don’t see that changing anytime soon.
It’s weird, “going away”. For a time you live somewhere else, you look out at [...]
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Posted on Thursday, 25th February 2010 by Interloper
Bollywood filmmaker Ram Gopal Varma has issued a challenge for anyone brave enough to endure his horror sequel, Phoonk 2, claiming that he will award a 500,000 rupee prize (that’d buy a lot of soup) to anyone who manages to watch the entire film while remaining alone in a theatre.
The brave (or foolhardy) contender will [...]
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Posted on Tuesday, 16th February 2010 by Interloper
Pope Benedict XVI has been nominated for a Brit Award in the classical music category, for his vocals on the album Alma Mater – Music From the Vatican.
Once it was considered a big deal for actors to “cross over” and launch musical careers, but in recent years even the U.S. President, Barack Obama, has managed [...]
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Posted on Monday, 18th January 2010 by Interloper
I was originally planning to write something meaningful about the recent air-brushing debacle, but it’s doubtful that I would’ve gotten through more than a few words before I exploded with exasperation at the unfettered insecurity of women all over Australia.
Personally, I’m happy to oogle both of them (maybe even together, in a hot-tub, or something), [...]
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